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I grew up a poor black child in the middle of downtown Chicago. My mother was a 13 year old Eskimo immigrant that swears my father doesn't exist. My father is the founder of "Hoo aahh yoo" foreign social club and insists that he in fact does exist. My formal education began in the services of Jacque L'Fraque, a mentally retarded stand-up comic with an abnormally large head. Other occupations I have held include hydroceramic engineer, passageway sanitation overseer, electronic condom testing oversight manager, and official exterminator for NASA marshall space center. I currently do not live in New York, Boston, Paris, London, Prague, or Macon, Georgia; I have never won the Nobel Prize, Pulitzer Prize, Best Actor, admission to MIT, any spelling contest, or the race for class president; I am not a lawyer in Beverly Hills that sues plumbers for violation of privacy; I do not own and race yachts on the great salt lake to appease mormons into buying my merchandise and I do not have a cult following of my pornographic movies. I do however have a debt of $3500 and I am not yet a legal adult. I go to a nerd school that has become a prison recently. Fighting the system gets you nowhere.....unless you do something really drastic, then it usually gets you in jail. you are probably thinking "what have you got to lose?" and the answer is "a lot." Now im just kinda rambling aimlessly about things that dont make any sense. Just remember what a very famous person said,"Only you can prevent forest fires." Now thats something to live by.

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